Rusty Nails

bloodorangemoon:

My mother sent me this email today, knowing I was in need of cheering up.  I wish I could find a source, but in the meantime, enjoy!

Five tips for a woman….

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn’t lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.